October 2010
Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any “problem areas” on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML
“SUK DAT, WONKA”“The tomato soup capsule would break on contact with saliva,” Prof Hart said, “followed by roast beef and blueberry pie in stronger structures providing a sequential taste explosion as you chew harder.”
WAHEY.
most important and memorable incident of the day:
birthday party, and there was a pinyata thingy.
i taught my 11 year old cousin how to do an axe kick… (non-sport version)
FRACK BOOM fucking HEADSHOT he hit it right smack in the face and there was a candy explosion. god i love my cousin.
wooh extended family came :) so much more entertaining people. rofl went off to slack on a x360 and halo 3. my half-cousin brought her boyfriend and he bet he could own everyone in halo.. so they started a drinking game. every 2 games lost (2v2, spawn with BR and sniper, on val) equals one bottle of summit beer. LOLOLOLOLOL I DIDNT DRINK ANYTHING. fuck yes mancannon airborne kills WOOH. quit after four games.. i was playing with this other dude who could snipe rather well ooh skillz’d family.
maan i cant get over the fucking axe kick. spent the rest of the time moping around. cuz i was bored.
totally forgot no more lessons with 409 and no more todidi (maybe next year!).