air pork, lol

Month

August 2010

my birthday is on father's day this year.

breakfastatbrittanys:

awesome T_T

L.O.L.
Aug 31, 2010
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simple shit like slacking for hours in a playground and eating ice cream w/ cornflakes and playing spot the difference for a bit is fun. LOL HOBOS win

my neighbor is pretty.

Aug 31, 2010
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A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Mam, I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

itknocksmeoffmyfeet:

crunchkream:

breaktheroutine:

mrwinter-didyoumissher:

heckyeahawesome:

heartbeaaaat:

bowlfish:

hersoulvacation:

(via theateneoblueeagles, m1llion)

SO ALL THEIR SEATBELTS WERE NOT FASTENED
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I DEMAND A STAYFOCUSD ADD-ON FOR FIREFOX.

lizblah:

Or at least something close to it.

you’ll just disable/ignore/close it, come on.
Aug 29, 2010
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Ugh sometimes I hate jailbreaking -_-

gerald94:

goodbyetoyesterday:

Messed up my phone… agian. As per usual I get a tad carried away with the tweaks. Which like now ends up in me having to restore my phone back to factory settings, then re syncing, and then spending hours trying to get my phone back to and older version of the software to guess what … REJAILBREAK it, good times. Hate this part though -_-

Buy an Android!
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