June 2011
Intelligent jokes from reddit.
lizblah:
red0nkul0us:
WANTED: Schrodinger’s Cat. DEAD and ALIVE.
I was going to write a theater piece about puns, but realised it was just a play on words.
A Snail walks into a car dealership and says ‘I will take that flash looking Ferrari, however, I was wondering if I could get an ‘S’ painted on the roof?’ The salesman says ‘well, that shouldn’t be much of a problem’ The snail then asks ’...
Watchitsxplacebo:
cookie the penguin squealing
galapagos penguins… they can live in singapore right? :D
Watchitsxplacebo:
cookie the penguin squealing
galapagos penguins… they can live in singapore right? :D
Watchitsxplacebo:
cookie the penguin squealing
galapagos penguins… they can live in singapore right? :D
Watchitsxplacebo:
cookie the penguin squealing
galapagos penguins… they can live in singapore right? :D
tamoreviolamt:
lizblah:
“She can paint a lovely picture. BUT… This story has a twist. Her paintbrush is a razor, and her canvas is her wrist.”
o m g
so deep
i want to cry
regl0b if u creyed~~
Evolution machine: Genetic engineering on fast... →
ohyeahdevelopmentalbiology:
IT IS a strange combination of clumsiness and beauty. Sitting on a cheap-looking worktop is a motley ensemble of flasks, trays and tubes squeezed onto a home-made frame. Arrays of empty pipette tips wait expectantly. Bunches of black and grey wires adorn its corners. On the top, robotic arms slide purposefully back and forth along metal tracks, dropping liquids...
my flamethrower is almost done
hostel gives me so much free time to do all this shit >:D
